This morning my dad called me to that my moms bird...Jake...died. I knew that she musta been tore up about it too....he said that she was crying and on her way to work. Man i felt so bad for her...there was even a little guilt because while they were away in Iowa i sent Shannon to take care of the birds knowing that he wouldnt stand there and whistle or talk to them...he just went in there...fed them...checked the water and left. Anywho...i told dad that i would call mom....so...as soon as i got off the phone i dialed mom....it rang like 4 times...and i knew that she was not going to answer because she was crying...and probably driving on the darned interstate at that....finally she answered...i said...how are you doing? .. .she was fine she said...she was upset because her birds always die...i told her that Sunny was my bird and she died last....and then...she had the nerve to tell me April Fools. What? Did my sweet mom just tell me that her animal died and then April fool me? I am shocked...seriously...she quickly rebutted and said that Dad put her up to it...and then....in a very childlike fashion...he blamed it on my brother Jay. The nerve.....his is going to get it...not Jay...but Dad.....he is going to get it and get it good....because....they all laughed....it probably took him a couple practice runs to call me without laughing.....he played the sad husband card well with me....so.....for that....game on gary.....game on!
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You must remember we caught you off guard at 6:45 A.M. If we had waited you would have realized that today was April FOOLS day!!
MOM
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